Boring: no!!!

Mini bio: basketball player on scholarship in the states

How it went down:

After coming home from a wonderful beach day and another disappointing hookup (fuck you Kelly Slater). Sarah and I decided to have a fun an flirty night on the town. I had been chatting with Pablo on tinder for a quick min and we decided to have a quickie in his car outside the bar. BLESS THE HEAVANS CAUSE IT WAS SO GOOD. I was so flustered after sex that I left my phone in his car (cause when do things work out for me). Luckily he was nice enough to drop off my phone the night before my flight so there is a god and he doesn’t hate me THAT much.

Body type: cut af

Shaven or nah: nah, trimmed

Dick aesthetic: 7.5/10

Sex: 9/10

Did I cum: yesss

Swallowed: no

Would fuck again: YES

Note: nothing is perfect, I finally get good dick and it turns out he’s annoying on snapchat

Boring: didn’t converse so cant be sure

Mini bio: works with my brother

How it went down:

After a horrible drunken night of sitting next to a dead bird for 30 minutes and having 5 guys do cocaine next to me in a dark street, I woke up to a message from this stud. I biked 4 blocks over to his place and when I got there his roommates were still asleep (made sense cause it was 8am). He answered the door wearing a black adidas T (bonus points for being on brand). I stepped over 15 pairs of shoes (dude, get a shoe rack), passed the kitchen; which had more cups than a crate and barrel. We went to his room and he did not waste anytime. He had THE most magical hands I have ever experienced. If he were in an orchestra, he would be able to play all the string instruments single handedly.

Body type: lanky

Shaven or nah: don’t remember, was too mesmerized by the dick

Dick aesthetic: 9.75/10

Sex: 9/10

Did I cum: yes

Swallowed: no I wish

Would fuck again: YESSS, you can finger bang me anytime, anywhere

Note: dick poked me in the heart